Bugs and Aliens in New Zealand?

'Choke choke gimme a poke', cried the card player as he slapped down two cards indicating he wanted two more. 'Zha zha thank-you ta', the player burbles as he pops the cards into his hand. Whew, I listened to these guys playing this game and thought, 'where do they get off, this is crazy', but just then our choking friend drags $10,000 worth of chips in front of himself and grins, 'pow! pow! who's laughing now'. Suddenly my interest is piqued and that is the essence of the worlds financial woes. Boom! Boom!